I'm guessing that Bush is not too concerned about losing this group's vote.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

George Bush's Position on Roe vs. Wade

 

Q.   What is Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?

 

A.   He doesn't really care how people get out of New Orleans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if

Osama is still  alive", Osama himself decided to send

George W a letter in his own handwriting to let him

know he was still in the game.  Bush opened the letter

and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H.

 

Bush was baffled, so he photocopied it and sent it to

Colin Powell.  Colin and his aides had no clue either

so they sent it to the CIA.  No one could solve it so

it went to the NSA and then to MIT, NASA and the

Secret Service.  Eventually they asked Britain's MI6

for help.

 

They cabled the White House: "Tell the President he

is looking at the message upside down."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

George Bush on Indian Sovereignty

 

 

 

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